@Adar79Angie: People think I'm a hugger, but I'm actually shaking them down for snacks.
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@JasonLastname: If I could meet any celebrity it might have to be David Schwimmer. In a schwimming pool. Learning how to schwim.
@IamEnidColeslaw: trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song
@internetluke: [plane] "Is there a doctor on board?" Im a doctor "Okay quick the passenger is having a heart att- Of fine arts "What?" Doctor of Fine Arts
@EdgarAllanLo: I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks.