@Adar79Angie: People think I'm a hugger, but I'm actually shaking them down for snacks.
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@envydatropic: If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do? You go home because it's your favorite one being used Math is easy
@david8hughes: I lost my job because my manager heard me slapping one of the customers. He wasn't even at work. He heard from home.