@bazecraze: People used to dress as monsters for Halloween. Now they dress as characters from shows you don't watch.
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@AnkCoupleTO: *at lawyer's office* Me: I want to divorce my idiot wife, she's seeing a surgeon *idiot wife pops out from under desk* that's so not true!
@Phantasmagoriax: If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone.
@hell_homer: btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search "scrotum" because people only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong