@julezmac: "People want to drink a panic attack." -- inventor of 5 Hour Energy
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@RogueGod: After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t.
@shutupmikeginn: The fact that they call it the Food Pyramid and not Food Triangle implies it has at least two other sides. So maybe this much taffy is OK
@brennadine: It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside.