@Aut_tot: People who brag about drinking black coffee?? Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself
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@GaryJanetti: Don't send an email if you're angry. Wait a while. Have a couple of drinks. Get yourself really worked up. And then send it.
@fro_vo: [cruise] Me: boats freak me out Wife: listen to some music M: how W: there’s a band on ship M: a what W: a band on ship M: *jumps overboard*
@TheBoydP: What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant? Wishful thinking. Obviously
@jordangerous: Facebook: My little man is the best thing that's ever happened to me! Twitter: Free baby. DM for details.