@Aut_tot: People who brag about drinking black coffee?? Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself
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@tastefactory: I have a clear conscience until a police car pulls behind me. Then I'm like "OH GOD WHAT IF I MURDERED SOMEONE DID I MURDER SOMEONE"
@imabbylouise: I have nothing in common with people that say, "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy."
@BlindChow: *tree falls in the forest* *tree pretends to start jogging so it doesn't look like an idiot*