@junejuly12: People who hum in public must be blissfully unaware of how close to death they are at all times
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@meladoodle: Hate it when dudes say "leave something to the imagination!" like what do you think is under my clothes? a mystery prize? a pumpkin? Obama?
@McGrumpenstein: I put my pants on like everybody else: in constant fear that my button will surrender to the intense pressure it’s under.
@PhoenixRises69: Kate on Facebook can't believe the ordacity of some people. I can't believe the audacity of people who use big words that they can't spell.