@tastefactory: People who live in glass houses must have to clean up a lot of dead birds.
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@dafloydsta: [job interview] "What's your greatest weakness?" I'm always hungry "That's not what I-" *takes out a cake* Also, I don't like to share
@big_1_Otis: I like to sit on my hands until they go numb so it feels like somebody else is doing my dishes.
@Scimommy: Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what "nerd" means.