@ObscuraMentis: People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies.
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@meladoodle: The new options on Facebook look like the life cycle of every relationship I've ever had
@BuckyIsotope: CRAIGSLIST AD: Wanted - chicken nugget shaped like Rafael. Have 2 Leonardo's, willing to trade. Serious offers only. No Michaelangelo's.
@ambamthankyamam: Bicyclists, it's one thing to hog the road, but it's quite another to expect us to know your fancy hand signals. Also, I can see your balls.