@ObscuraMentis: People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies.
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@MommaUnfiltered: I have what CNN is calling 'snow fatigue' symptoms include: Being tired of winter A sudden desire for spring Thoughts of murderous rage
@Donna_McCoy: Baby showers are fun until someone has too much champagne and starts a plastic knife fight over a corner piece of cake. I need a ride home.
@jonnysun: hey sory i just saw this mesage u sent last month even tho all my notifications make sounds and my phone is in my hand even when im sleeping
@ojedge: Priest Client: "So, how is my floor mural coming along?" Michelangelo: [slowly turning the blueprint in his hands 180 degrees] "Shiiiiiit."