@vornietom: People who say "don't hate the player hate the game" are working under the wildly false assumption that I am unable to hate 2 things at once
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@TheToddWilliams: [spelling bee] "Your word is stupid" ME: Well give me a different one then "No, that's your word…stupid" ME: Maybe you're the stupid one
@weinerdog4life: All I'm saying is if I'm not allowed to give a monkey a gun at the zoo they should have a sign.
@TweetPotato314: mortician: can you come ID the body wife: what’s it wearing mortician: just a pair of dress jorts wife: anything in the pocket mortician: chicken nugg- wife: that’s him