@Paxochka: People who say "life doesn't come with a set of instructions" obviously haven't heard of the Kama Sutra.
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@ValeeGrrl: After years of marriage & kids I have no idea how I'd handle a 1st date. Just give him a juice box, crackers & an iPad? Do I bring coupons?
@TheBigBatman: her: psssssssst me: ? her: psssssssssssssssssssssst me: ??? her: psssssssssssssssssssssssssssst GOD DAMN IT, MY BLOW UP DOLL HAS A PUNCTURE
@WildeThingy: Jamaica has declared war on drugs. Actually, they pretty much do everything on drugs.