@Paxochka: People who say "life doesn't come with a set of instructions" obviously haven't heard of the Kama Sutra.
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@Bagyants: The term "Expecting a baby" implies uncertainty. Like we're almost sure it's a baby, but could also be a bushel of potatoes, who knows
@RiaWojo: I don't go out very much because I'm broke, but oh boy, once I'm rich, I'm gonna have to come up with another excuse.
@thatUPSdude: Her: You didn't come to my Halloween party! Me: Yes I did Her: No, what were you? Me: A ninja Her: I didn't see you Me: Like I said "ninja"