@Paxochka: People who say "life doesn't come with a set of instructions" obviously haven't heard of the Kama Sutra.
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@prontopup: What the hell is this REstraining Order?!? I never even got a Straining Order? I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.
@Mikecanrant: There is a huge spider in my kitchen so I will be tweeting from on top of this table for whatever the life span of this species is.
@jeffreyvanclea1: if a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat