@Paxochka: People who say "life doesn't come with a set of instructions" obviously haven't heard of the Kama Sutra.
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@junejuly12: Maybe the caveman who discovered fire was wearing corduroys and running late for a meeting.
@Playing_Dad: Happy Passive Aggressive day! Don't worry, I didn't want you to get me anything anyway. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
@patnspankme: CW: What’s your middle name? Me: It’s Mike. CW: Oh. Well, what is your first name? Me: I don’t have one.