@simoncholland: People who think this giraffe is taking forever to give birth have never listened to my daughter tell a story.
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@MrT1M: Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out.
@sarcasm_inc: Bouncer: Woah. Dress code Me: This is a suit B: Yeah, a chicken suit. *puts nugget in bouncer's pocket *pats it M: We good? B: Have fun, sir