@Freudianscript: People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing.
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@zachreinert03: As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment
@CaniacMONK: *Works out on rowing machine *Breaks rowing machine *Doesn't know own strength *Buys Doritos to celebrate *Can't open bag
@noog: After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
@JazzJazzybc: Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side.