@Freudianscript: People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing.
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@ShoutingGoddess: A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked: I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD.
@mamatomy3: My son has stolen my iPad to play minecraft. Please retweet this so the notifications disrupt his playing.
@GingerHotDish: Excuse me lady, either your baby is crying or your tea is ready...regardless, fix that shit.
@Steelers1972: For Sale : Used Facebook account ~ get up to the minute weather forecast, religious counseling and countless pictures of Jenny's cat.