@Freudianscript: People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing.
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@AristotlesNZ: Old Testament: Death, plagues, vengeance New Testament: Forgiveness, love, wants you to call home Having a kid really mellowed God out.
@AyeGimp: Stand in a crowd, put your finger to your ear secret agent style, say out loud "target is in site!", see who panics.
@CovertAgentP: Hollywood sets impossible standards we can never live up to. Not even once have I saved people from dinosaurs with my knowledge of Unix.
@drunkNnaughty: I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be.