@twayne1010: People who tweet in riddles need to know I'm not Batman.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@aveuaskew: " I made my famous dip for the office party" You're a regular Abe Lincoln. "But he wasn't a chef" Exactly
@CoolCamel69: Son, I found some drugs in your backpack "Dad I swear they're not mine" DAMMIT SUSAN, THEY ARENT HIS. 1st time we were proud and you blew it
@MouthOfSass: Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper.