@twayne1010: People who tweet in riddles need to know I'm not Batman.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@internetluke: *gets on 1 knee* Jenny... "OMG" *places hand on heart and starts crying* "This is great!" *gets on 2nd knee* I'm having a heart attack
@truegritrumble: MURDERER: *while murdering me* I feel like you're not taking this seriously. ME: *eating a Belgian waffle* Wut?
@Robert_Beau: Voting was a lot more fun in the days when you got 4 snapshots for a dollar in the booth.
@SkylarTessier8: Insta before videos: hey look at my sushi ! Insta with videos: hey look at my sushi for 15 seconds !