@NickC46: People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it.
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@k_lli: It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the toilet is for me to be showering when they use it.
@UncleDuke1969: "How much for this toaster?" "An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers?" "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
@TheQuietPsycho: When I was 20, I interviewed to harvest llama wool and showed up with a vegetable peeler. I was maybe drunk I can't even make this up