@NickC46: People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it.
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@geowizzacist: I just stabbed a pin in my arm. Somewhere out there a bunch of voodoo dolls just said 'Ouch.'
@TarzanFeathers: Sperm can live inside a woman for like 2 weeks. Nine months if things go really wrong.
@ihateitmunky: Date Her: OMG my dad keeps texting me he's so annoying Me: [hoping to impress her] yeah he's a piece of shit
@TheRealNickKay: SON: [Stood by tree with apple on head] Dad, what ever happened to my three younger brothers? WILLIAM TELL: [Aiming arrow] ....Chicken pox