@foodandwhining: People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box.
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@AndyRuther: If Trump or Hillary really cared about America they never would have agreed to a debate in the middle of a Monday Night Football game.
@StatusInBeirut: In the future: "So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them." "So what happened?" "Apparently god disagreed."
@OBiiieeee: i thought i heard a dog approaching but it was just some hot girl's keys jingling. i fixed my hair for nothing
@david8hughes: [animal meeting at the zoo] Lion: you're late. We said meet at sunset Giraffe: I can still see the sun you fucken midget