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@RxitWounds: Permission to use your hammer, your honor

It's a gavel

Permission to use your gavel

Denied

*looks longingly at pile of walnuts & sighs*

Permission to use your hammer, your honor

It’s a gavel

Permission to use your gavel

Denied

*looks longingly at pile of walnuts & sighs*

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