@robdelaney: Peter Jackson just found a postcard JRR Tolkien wrote his nephew in 1938. He's turning it into 22 nine-hour films.
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@BatBatshitcrazy: Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years.
@Home_Halfway: I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my phone so you can shut the hell up about your "scary" battle at Normandy, grandpa.
@jimmy_sharpe: Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
@AnkCoupleTO: If you drop your pants for a "surprise checkup" and hear your doctor's belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills