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@INDlAN_: [phone call with ex]
Me: you want to hang out tonight?
Ex: sure. When & where?
Me: no, we’re not going. It’s enough just to know you would.

[phone call with ex]
Me: you want to hang out tonight? 
Ex: sure. When & where?
Me: no, we’re not going. It’s enough just to know you would.

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