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@dafloydsta: [phone call]
KIDNAPPER: We're gonna kill your wife if you don't pay
ME: *making wind noises* I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL

[phone call]
KIDNAPPER: We’re gonna kill your wife if you don’t pay
ME: *making wind noises* I CAN’T HEAR YOU I’M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL

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