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@ericsshadow: [phone rings in 1984]
"Eric get the phone"
Hello?
"Tell em I'm not home."
She's not home.
"Ask who it is."
My mom wants to know who this is.

[phone rings in 1984]
“Eric get the phone”
Hello?
“Tell em I’m not home.”
She’s not home.
“Ask who it is.”
My mom wants to know who this is.

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