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@ultimatesteve: *phone rings*

Wife: Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"

Me: *dresses baby up in Superman costume & duct tapes him to ceiling fan*

Wife - "....""

*phone rings*

Wife: Quick! Pretend I’m not in!”

Me: *dresses baby up in Superman costume & duct tapes him to ceiling fan*

Wife – “….””

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