@markysumm: Photoshop is turning 25 years old this week. Actually, it's 35 but just looks 25.
@AlexvanBeek: Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone.
@ScorpionDong: Favorite cannibal movies:
3) Cannibal Holocaust
2) Cannibal Ferox
1) She's Having a Baby
@the_paramedicK: "Avocado Kedavra"
-Harry Potter before tuning his enemies into guacamole
@AhmedAllabidy: If you love someone, set them on fire. If they come back, it's a phoenix
@liz_buckley: People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They're not laughing now because it was ages ago.