@markysumm: Photoshop is turning 25 years old this week. Actually, it's 35 but just looks 25.
@SaintRPh: This guy must be getting annoyed by now
@causticbob: The Water Board sent me a notice saying that my bill was a year old,
I obviously apologised for forgetting, and sent them a birthday card.
@theshamingofjay: 75% of my day consists of looking at the clock and not believing it
@ch000ch: [slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me]
i am also free that day.
@FunnyTunes: ‘If more than one mouse is mice,
then more than one Spouse is Spice.’