@ceejoyner: Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names.
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@Stellacopter: For fun I like to stir up facebook by just posting, "The funeral will be this Friday"
@werehedgehog: When your baby cries, don't feed it. That's just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it.