@ceejoyner: Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names.
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@CatherineLMK: Please continue finishing your text in the crosswalk, Mr. Pedestrian. It's not like I'm driving a giant metal instrument of death.
@ChristianMingel: Trained psychologists: “Hitting your kids can cause them to be violent adults” Twitter genius: “I was hit and I never turned out violent. That’s why I can’t wait to hit my own kids when I get them”
@Home_Halfway: I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.