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@ceejoyner: Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names.
@T_Bonezzz_: Cat: Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk... [ *Coughs up hairball* ]
Dog: You gonna eat that?
@Bacardidevi: "I am going on a trip." "Mushrooms or acid?"
@blaudiablogan: Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily.
@KevinFarzad: Oh I thought it was wait 30 YEARS after eating before you exercise.
@Claytonsaurus: If spiders ever figure out how to become ghosts, we're screwed.