@tastefactory: *picks up bug, puts it outside* There ya go. *later, bug smashes thru door carrying gun* You should have killed me when you had the chance
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@UncleDuke1969: I know I'm more literater than you because of my fancificacious vocabularianistic wordicisms.
@GetCougarized: I'm not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I'm the one your Father highly recommended.
@Bownuggets: Hate it when I can't find my slippers so I have to stand upon the wings of my pet pterodactyl Benedict as he fetches me the morning paper
@Bill_Nye_tho: i just finished breaking bad. what happens to hanks minerals. I don't like loose ends man. what happened to the minerals