@QwertyJones3: Pictionary is the perfect game to play whenever you need an excuse to punch your friend in the face.
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@ThePocketJustin: As a fan of Dirty Dancing I can only hope that when we go on holiday one of my daughters sleeps with a middle aged dance instructor.
@RealPrincessKim: A couple approaches on the beach. He calls her "Allison." I write, "Marry me, Allison," in the sand and hide. And now we wait.
@ArfMeasures: [Me as a boxing commentator] ME: Oh no, they're fighting again, this is just like last time
@Livsey1: "People want to feel special.. they'll buy sugary piss in a bottle as long as it has their name on it." - Executives at Coke