@ThingsJackDigs: PILOT OVER INTERCOM: I have some bad news, but before I tell you, keep in mind that the Wright bros could only stay airborne for 12 seconds
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@TheTweetOfGod: America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth.
@kirbys4losers: I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic.
@ninjadinosaur1: I hate when I'm in a room with 3 other people, & I have to shove the entire kit kat in my mouth.
@RappaRick: "Can't touch this." "Can't touch this." "Can't touch this." --MC Hammer giving a Museum tour