@hazelmotes1: Pink Camouflage: for when you go pheasant hunting on the old cotton candy plantation.
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@Jaywoo74: Starting to think my wife might have a tumor. She's had a headache for the past 15 years.
@Midgetspar: I get it. True beauty comes from within. But until true beauty can wear lingerie and give a mean lap dance, I may have a few shallow moments
@schmittsteve: "Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?" [ sigh ] "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." [ bathrobe sags dejectedly ]
@bornmiserable: Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it.