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@david8hughes: [pinned down by sniper fire]
Squad leader: I'm going in. Hughes, lay down some cover for me
Me [putting a blanket on the floor]: you betcha

[pinned down by sniper fire]
Squad leader: I’m going in. Hughes, lay down some cover for me
Me [putting a blanket on the floor]: you betcha

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