@_youhadonejob: The fourth largest religion.
@FlyJ_: "Drop it like it's hot," is my favorite song about dropping stuff that's hot.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Just signed up for free HBO, but the terms and conditions were so steep I think I also agreed to carry Steve Buscemi's baby.
@T_Bonezzz_: Son: Dad, I'm gay. Do you still love me?
Me: Ask your mother
@Sarcasticsapien: So many people are worried that The Walking Dead could happen and I'm over here terrified that Idiocracy is actually happening.
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