@kumailn: "Pizza is always good." - everyone
"We'll see about that." - Papa John's
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@krustythe_klown: WTH! @ The audience that just sat and watched the first ever magician to saw a lady in half.
@AristotlesNZ: Drug commercial just listed "death" as a possible side affect. Seems totally legit. Ask your doctor if possible death is right for you..
@BuckyIsotope: CAPTAIN AMERICA: *punches guy* Take that villain CAPTAIN BRITAIN: *punches guy* Take that guvnor CAPTAIN CANADA: *punches guy* I am so sorry
@omgthatspunny: He MAILED it
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