@aaronup: Pizza is an emotion right?
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@BadJordon: Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become.
@fart: the real reason you shouldn’t flush condoms is the fish get caught in them and it makes the fishermen laugh so hard they fall off the boat
@UncleDuke1969: “Im sorry, I’m just really uncomfortable around children,” she said. “I understand that,” replied the obstetrician, “but I still need you to push.”