@KrazykurtKurt: Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone.
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@LittleMissZesty: Me: I'm not saying I hate your voice, but when you start talking, I understand the way dogs feel about fireworks. *howls* Co-worker:
@JohnLyonTweets: My family crest is a hand protectively shielding a slice of pie and a Latin motto that translates as "I'm still working on it."