@KrazykurtKurt: Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone.
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@_troyjohnson: Worst idea you’ll ever have is oiling your 4 year-old’s squeaky bedroom door. Congratulations, you just made a ninja.
@skullmandible: when I played the Sims if a sim got hungry/tired I'd just delete them and replace them with a copy who was content so maybe no kids for me
@TheToddWilliams: [cat adoption agency] Counselor: ...*slowly pushes my application off the counter* Me: What the hell? Counselor: You're not ready
@Cryptoterra: learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument