@junejuly12: Playing dead for the alarm clock doesn't seem to be working
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@MRagaab: What I say: I'm on a diet. What my mom hears: please cook delicious food and buy chocolate.
@Coolisiana: Obama: "I have no more campaigns to run...because I won both of them" Biden like 2 years later: LOL OH I GET IT. HES BEEN PRESIDENT FOR TW
@reallyhoffman: Y'all are stuck in 2018 watching the Olympics in 2D while I'm in the future watching it in 3D