@junejuly12: Playing dead for the alarm clock doesn't seem to be working
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@SteveSuckington: They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn't be that hard once he snaps your torso in half.
@AmberTozer: Started a karate club for people who don't know karate we just do moves we see in movies lemme know if you're interested old ppl are welcome
@urfavoritejoel: Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside