@heidi420x: Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure.
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@Ristolable: Hi, I'm a college professor. Years ago I wrote a terrible book no one wanted. Anyway you have to buy it for 80 dollars
@lazy_joe_: Damn girl, are you a desk? Cause I'm not exactly sure how to pick you up
@electrolemon: why was 6 mad when 7 won her a stuffed elephant? because 7 1 1 4 9 2
@HeyoShellz: You can't change a person unless they wear adult diapers
@GirrlGenius: Is Yoda's last name Lay-he-hoo?
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