@heidi420x: Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure.
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@dafloydsta: ME: When Princess Leia kissed Luke, did you know they were brother and sister? GEORGE LUCAS: *laying in bed* How did you even get in here?
@Ooft_Headshot: Toy Story has resulted in me not being able to throw away my childhood toys in case they get depressed and want to kill themselves.
@KattsDogma: "How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund." - How ING Bank got its name