@Bearslietoo: Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it "resisting arrest."
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@sofarrsogud: 4 AM BLADDER: Get up. You need to go STOMACH: And you're hungry BRAIN: Imagine if Hammer Time was a real time zone. We'd have to move there
@LVGambler123: My SO - Do you like it dirty? Me. MM HHM My SO - Do you like it wet Me: MM Hm My SO - Here is a towel, do the dishes. Me: Whispers safe word
@Shot_Of_Cabo: The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far.
@katvonwitt: Local news station is airing a segment on free rent in exchange for sex. Look, you don't have to tell me how a marriage works.