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@HouseWithDoors: *playing poker*
*my opponent smirks*
"All in." he says.
*pair of aces*
*I smile*
*throws down a pair of Olsen twins*
"Full House."

*playing poker*
*my opponent smirks*
“All in.” he says.
*pair of aces*
*I smile*
*throws down a pair of Olsen twins*
“Full House.”

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