@singwithTaffy: Please, by all means, call my landline. I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon
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@shatterpants: Sitting in traffic wishing I had a Sasquatch to lean out of the passenger window and make police car noises.
@meganamram: Such a double standard that when a guy sleeps with a ton of people he's "cool," but when I do I'm "lying"