@singwithTaffy: Please, by all means, call my landline. I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon
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@envydatropic: I've been on my best behavior ever since the words "you can be charged as an adult" applied to me
@sugarboyfly: Listen guys, if a 5yo comes up to you and asks if it's true that zombies won't eat kids who eat their broccoli, BACK ME UP, DAMN IT.
@marebytes: I'd have more respect for the weather man if he just got on camera & said "I have no idea, your guess is as good as mine -go outside & look"