@singwithTaffy: Please, by all means, call my landline. I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon
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@primawesome: I like arugula because it's good for me, delicious, and an old fashioned car horn sound.
@shashaintl: Handsome Stranger: Excuse me, but you're.. Me: Gorgeous & you've been mustering up the courage to speak to me? HS: ..blocking the pickles.
@zachreinert03: A good friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting in the cell right next to you, a worst friend framed both of you for murder.
@heatherlou_: If I could teach my kid anything it would be do not attempt to lay on my face. Give me my personal space please, tiny leech.