@CatherineLMK: Please continue finishing your text in the crosswalk, Mr. Pedestrian. It's not like I'm driving a giant metal instrument of death.
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@knot_eye: I was so happy my mail order bride arrived today. My Wife wasn't. She did say I can use the crate as a doghouse. Odd, we don't own a dog.
@Kimpulses: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
@jake_lach: Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?