@CatherineLMK: Please continue finishing your text in the crosswalk, Mr. Pedestrian. It's not like I'm driving a giant metal instrument of death.
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@notacroc: Nurse: we need to draw some blood Me with a fine arts degree: *hastily reaches into backpack* i saved my good marker for this
@DevilryFun: Looking back, my financial health took a turn for the worse right after I broke my piggy bank.
@djdarrellripley: Her: I've heard a lot about your lovemaking. Me: Oh, your embarrassing me, really Its nothing. Her: That's what I heard...