@Rollinintheseat: Please, keep trying unsuccessfully to suck the snot back up in your nose instead of using a tissue. Everyone loves the noise you're making.
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@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?" Nurse: "B positive." Doctor: "Okay. I don't think this patient is dying."
@ReginaldDennys: Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER.
@ValeeGrrl: Little does the bus driver know, that "I love you" I shout after my kids every morning is for him too.
@JasonLight73: At this point you can get more Gas for your $5 bill at a Taco Bell than you can at a Shell Station