@Rollinintheseat: Please, person who just said "libary", tell me more about what an avid reader you are.
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@SteveSuckington: Welcome to Gullible Victim Club. Lol. I can't believe you showed up. Now gimme your purse or I'll stab you.
@steveolivas: I like twitter because having one-sided conversations with virtually no feedback reminds me a lot of being a parent.
@shariv67: God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying.
@Rollinintheseat: It's like nobody at this restaurant appreciates my dramatic reading of the menu.