@fro_vo: please please tell me that benedict cumberbatch's middle initial is Q
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@LaziestCanine: Homeless man: Change please Me: sorry dude I don't have any money on me Homeless man: No, change...That outfit is hideous
@iwearaonesie: *wife comes out in a robe* I'm hiding your present Yes it's wrapped Nooo, it's not in the fridge [5 minutes later] IT'S NOT IN THE FRIDGE!
@WilliamAder: It's just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.