@fro_vo: please please tell me that benedict cumberbatch's middle initial is Q
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@jwoodham: Not all white people die in hot air balloon accidents, but only white people die in hot air balloon accidents.
@DamienFahey: When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, "Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."
@DevilryFun: I'm so tired, I'm thinking of visiting my grandma just so I can take a swig outta her oxygen tank.
@MakesYouGiggle: I don't draw my eyebrows on because I can't commit to one facial expression. What if I see a puppy? What if my house burns down?