@fro_vo: please please tell me that benedict cumberbatch's middle initial is Q
@thejessbess: I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting.
@Brianhopecomedy: My son has about 12 seconds to learn patience.
@cloudypianos: Obama: Please don't talk to me until I've had my morning cup of Joe.
Joe: no please no more.
Obama: shut up Joe. *takes a sip of Joe*
@deathoftheparty: read this from top to bottom to discover just how much movement your eyebrows are capable of