@seejaylinco: please stop asking me to change my password, i'm getting tired of renaming my cat all the time
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@FrogAvalanche: [On phone] "Did u see the weather forecast?" "No. I refuse to be sucked in by Big Weather." "Where are you? Its so noisy." "IN A TORNADO."
@thatcarlygirl: [cashier training, day 1] "Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."
@juliecursively: HEY, mom of 3 unruly kids staring at her phone in the bookstore: ... Do you have a charger I can use?
@PinkCamoTO: There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook.