@jordan_stratton: Please stop telling me how long your baby is in inches. I need something more visually relatable. Oh, your baby was 3.5 hot dogs long? Cool.
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@BlondAmbitionTO: Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two.
@weinerdog4life: Sorry I ate your frisbee bro, I thought it was a tortilla, I like to eat tortillas I find at the park.