@adamjest: Plot twist: dogs act scared of vacuums to avoid housework.
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@MatCro: [office] DAVE: We're having a baby SUE: Congratulations! ME: [suspicious that Dave is a seahorse] Looking forward to the birth, Dave?
@meganamram: Sometimes I sit on my hand till it's numb so it feels like someone else is googling my name
@Terdoh: Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.