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@dave_cactus: Plot twist: The Rock isn't Kid Rock's real dad.
@Nahdude83: A roasted peanut is a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts.
@ValeeGrrl: That's it, teachers. Keep gloating on Facebook about your snow day. You'll see my kids tomorrow after their breakfast of Coke & Pixy Stix.
@AimeeHelene1: *yells at husband*
I can't make it fit! It won't fit!
Him: Just turn it a little.
Me: *screams in excitement*
We finished the puzzle!!
@Tmoney68: To make a long story short, just walk away once you're bored.
@Freudianscript: *I'm worried about tomorrow*
Tomorrow: I'm fine, stop worrying.