@dave_cactus: Plot twist: The Rock isn't Kid Rock's real dad.
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@TeaAndCopy: My wife always accuses me of having a favourite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.
@BBQJones28: For the record..when you get punched in the face..it doesn't make that movie sound...at all.
@murrman5: I read that you should treat every night with your wife like your first date so after the movie tonight I'm dropping her off at her parents
@DurtMcHurtt: TEACHER: can anyone tell me what ostracized means? ME: *hand up* TEACHER: again, it's not a workout video for ostriches. ME: *hand down*