@Tups13: Plot twist: two birds kill YOU with one stone.
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@TheMichaelRock: 7yo: I HAVE A LOOSE TOOTH! Me: The Tooth Fairy doesn't want you messing with it until payd...Friday.
@Henry_3k: You young couples with your dogs, your trial children, you'll learn nothing about parenting because you can never teach a toddler to "sit".
@Neauxpe: Anytime a religious organization follows me I just assume I'm being used as a case study/example and they are praying super hard.