@Tups13: Plot twist: two birds kill YOU with one stone.
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@primawesome: It's uncool to be religious. It's uncool to be atheist. If someone asks what you believe in just say Beyoncé. It's the only way to be safe.
@gingerfaced: What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
@WheelTod: [Interview] "Why'd you leave ur last job?" My boss felt threatened by me [Flashback to juggling lighters after dousing boss in gasoline]