@Contwixt: Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves.
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@Sassafrantz: I was so surprised when he said those three little words to me: "You're embarrassingly bad at math. This is over."
@StrawburyDelite: Apparently, my office doesn't think the women's restroom needs a tampon disposal, so wrapped it up and put it in their suggestion box.
@riley_fox: ME: [throws rock into ocean] Take THAT, ecosystem! ECOSYSTEM: [undergoes incremental biological changes over millions of years] ME: Oh shiii