@Contwixt: Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves.
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@midnightwhale: "OPEN THE DOOR IT'S THE POLICE" who is it? "POLICE" what is a police *cops start whispering* "how does he not know what a police is"
@tatsabrat: My creepy neighbour asked me if I think he's creepy. The fact that he asked through my bathroom window after my shower just made it awkward
@thejessbess: People are like, "Jess, can you give me some advice?" & I'm like, "K, don't get kidnapped."