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@SondraDeeMe: PMS: I'm sorry.
ME: Why? It's a good day.
PMS: Wait for it.
ME: [2 secs later] DID MY PARENTS REALLY TAKE MY DOG TO A FARM WHEN I WAS 5?!

PMS: I’m sorry. 
ME: Why? It’s a good day. 
PMS: Wait for it.
ME: [2 secs later] DID MY PARENTS REALLY TAKE MY DOG TO A FARM WHEN I WAS 5?!

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