@gurl_sour: Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times. Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade.
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@weinerdog4life: If you see a cat with a dart in it, that's my cat and I need him back, we aren't done yet.
@ThisOneSayz: Nothing's labeled clearly, I was promised tea & never got any, the criminal justice system is barbaric. ~ Alice's Yelp review of Wonderland
@kelkulus: Between IKEA and Burger King, I think it's safe to say we've all eaten entire horses by now.