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@david8hughes: [police interrogation]
"What do you do for a living?"
"Drug dealer."
"Louder, for the tape."
[leans in]
"Bug healer. I heal bugs."

[police interrogation]
“What do you do for a living?”
“Drug dealer.”
“Louder, for the tape.”
[leans in]
“Bug healer. I heal bugs.”

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