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@samuelhlowe: - Police, open the door.
- What do you want?
- We just wanna talk.
- How many of you are there?
- Two.
- Well just talk to each other.

– Police, open the door.
– What do you want?
– We just wanna talk.
– How many of you are there?
– Two. 
– Well just talk to each other.

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