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@internetluke: [police show picture of my dead body at bottom of stairs to wife]
"Why no pants on?"
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

[police show picture of my dead body at bottom of stairs to wife]
“Why no pants on?”
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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